Flange

Term used for describing non-deseribale vaginas.

Would you close your legs please, I can smell your rancid flange from here.

The sight that greeted me was not appealling - red, sore-looking spots surrounded her swollen flange.

by Stevie October 16, 2003

Flago

A female version of the blago hairstyle. A hairstyle that resembles a helmet, like that of Rod Blagojevich.

Flagos tend to be in highest concentrations where the femullet is also present (ie, Nascar events, hockey games, and Walmart).

Person 1: Dude, did you see that lady's flago?
Person 2: Yeah. if she puts enough hairspray on her flago she'll be able to legally abide by California's motorcycle helmet law.

by MahkyMahk February 1, 2010

What the flagnog?

(Phr) An exclamation used in replacement for "WTF?" or "What the fuck?"
A generic substitution for a curse word/phrase akin to "shoot", "darn it" or "heck".
Used by the character Galaxor , voiced by actor Rainn Wilson in the 2009 DreamWorks movie Monsters vs Aliens.

From the movie-Galaxor (Rainn Wilson) has imprisoned heroine Ginormica (Reese Witherspoon) in a force field prison cell...

Galaxor: "It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it."

Ginormica: "I know how to use it. Just...ugh"
(punches the force field which shocks her)

Galaxor: "Don't bother that force field is impenatr..."
(Ginormica punches through the force field and grabs his hovercraft from beneath him)

Galaxor: "WHAT THE FLAGNOG?"

by unskinnybob November 23, 2009

fangoriously

adv. To violently chew and/or rip apart with fangs; to masticate with ones fangs.

Some people are being fangoriosly devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.

by Bob flufel March 12, 2004

flagon

Irish: a 2 litre bottle of cider

ah sean could go in and get us 3 flagons

by seanibalfe January 12, 2009

flanged

To press oneselve's, or indeed, an unsuspecting victim's face with both hands, squashing all facial features, most importantly the lips, into the resembelence of a flange.

This will be funny, i'm just about to flange Josh!
OMG! Cried Josh, as he flanged himself.

by Daniel John Kelly May 4, 2006

flaggon

Aboriginal slang for a large bottle of wine

ayla cuz, you gun chuck in for a flaggon of Moselle or what?

by Anvl February 24, 2005