Flapanny

Flappany (Pronounced Fla-Panny) is the definition of the unfortunate sight of an enlarged and saggy labia between a females legs.

Dave: Bro, I went down on Jade last night, she was huge! Could have fit my head in there!
Carl: Mate that girl must have a Flapanny!
Dave: You know that! She'll be flapping in the wind for days!

by Superpete December 15, 2016

Faganblessed

Antonym of cimettafucked. When it feels like you only have one essay to do for the entire semester, and you're gonna get to mark it yourself.

Person 1: Damn I have so much homework... I'm getting cimettafucked
Person 2: ohhh sucks to be you. I get to be faganblessed

by mrfaganbless November 28, 2018

Flanana

A word to use when you feel the urge to curse, but momentarily want to keep things PG.

Oh flanana! I can’t believe my car broke down!

by Dolphinj929 January 3, 2022

Gammon Flagon

A sizeable vagina that often froths itself a foamy head similar to that on a large flagon of ale.

My wife went on a run yesterday, before she got in the shower she had a right gammon flagon.

by DumbledoreFartsSoMuchCum April 29, 2019

flagrante delicto

Engaging in sexual intercourse w/ flagarant disregard for personal safety.

As the officer approached the speeding vehicle he was shocked to see Barbara and Kitto in Flagrante Delicto in the driver seat.

by PiffleLight May 13, 2005

flagrant shrimp

Shrimp with an attitude; A shrimp who flaunts its own flamboyant shrimpness.

Did you see that coconut prawn dancing at the club last night? That was one flagrant shrimp!

by John Ford got Punked June 21, 2005

Flagrant Vagrant

A person who never has money and tries to "borrow" it from anyone they may come in contact with. They never have a job, nor do they want one! They don't have their own place so watch out because they'll ask friends, or even people they just met, if they can stay for "just a day or two" but usually end up staying until you kick them out! There's no shame for this vagrant because they will most likely even ask you for cash or loose change. . . In a flagrant and almost entitled manner.

"Yo, heads up! Here comes Billy and you know that flagrant vagrant's gonna be asking us for something!"

Flagrant Fucktard Flagrant Vagrant Douche

by Apple D-Lite September 18, 2011