flabbergasted vaginia

a suprised vaginia i.e rape

news reporter:

"After the rape vitcims were found, there was said to be 5 counts of flabbergasted vaginias."

by FieryAshes February 18, 2009

cumfilled flabbergaster

that moment when you accidentally jizz into an apple and your 4 year old son bites into it

"AH CUMFILLED FLABBERGASTER, NATHANIEL THAT IS NOT THE NON-GMO APPLE."

by crispy chickennut February 7, 2020

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

by 666onyou June 8, 2021

flabbergasted

Just so shocked and confused

Johnny was flabbergasted of the racist thing he just said

by Colin Ogle May 2, 2022

flabbergastation

it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted

"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by aaahhchew July 11, 2024

Flabbergastical

Adj:Something so unfathomably incomprehensible you don't know what happened.

" Bro what did he just say?"
*Nah that's flabbergastical"

by FruitsWithBones July 10, 2022