flab itch

The burning itch you get in your thighs after you go jogging. Usually caused by the constant flapping of your flab, hence the name "flab itch".

The more you jog, the less flab. The less flab, the less itch.

Guy: Dude, ahh, what the hell. My thighs itch like hell! It's all red, too!
Guy #2: You just went jogging right? Probably flab itch.

by illEATurHARTout May 26, 2005

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Flab Fannys

Two girls who are best friends, whos names start with b and j. LOL blow job, they are very fat, try squeezing into skinnies, no sense of style and one of them has a tattoo which ripples up and down her lower back when she walks. These should be locked up in a dark box with no airholes. Anyone who see's them naked, automatically becomes suicidal.

flab fannys fiasco

*6am*
mother "school time"
wakes up.
*world falls into eclipse*

by POOMLOP July 27, 2009

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flab jizz

after a heavy session of masturbation, the residue that may or may not get dried onto your stomache, sometimes referred to as "flab", or the fat on your stomache.

"Dude, what's that on your stomache?"

"I jacked off last night..."

"It must be flab jizz!"

by hjklhjhjkl October 28, 2009

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Flab Stab

When someone is stabbed in a particularly meaty / fatty region of their body, it is noted as being a "Flab Stab". The buttocks, abdomen, chest, thighs and underarms are all places which contain a sufficiently high fat percentage to be regions where a "Flab Stab" is a possibility.

The knife was thrusted into Dr. Evil's buttocks at high speed, gushing blood and fat outwards. Dr. Evil slumped to the floor, motionless.

"Aha! So even the greatest fall from the Flab Stab!" said Mr. Raminov.

by Dr. Jekyl June 20, 2006

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