A list of the five celebrities you would sleep with (even if you're in a committed relationship), if they ever just flat-out offered you sex. May be serious in context, or brought up as a complete joke.
I may be married, but my five are Rachel Nichols, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Emma Watson, Abigail Spencer, and Amy Adams. It's on my marriage license.
by loop zoop August 09, 2013
by fencecat42 December 17, 2010
to five someone is to replace a real number in your phone number with the number 5 when you don't really want to give out your number
-"Ew that dude was really lame..i can't believe i gave him my number"
-"Ohh man you should've fived him!!"
-"Ohh man you should've fived him!!"
by meta sigma November 09, 2008
by Reb Meir August 05, 2018
by Nate-JG July 19, 2008
When two average looking people, who would be a good match for one another, both claim they'd never be interested in someone as unattractive as the other
"Dave and Jill would be perfect for one another - they're both funny, interesting, and not terribly attractive - they need to stop committing five on five crime."
by Brithlem May 17, 2017
Similar to a "faux-five."
When giving some one a high five you stop at the last minute. However, instead of just dodging the high five you form your fiving hand into a finger and shake it at the person. A stern glare should accompany this gesture. Sometimes a loud "No!" is also appropriate.
No-fives should usually be used as friend punishment. A great way to get some ones hopes up then crush them at the last minute.
When giving some one a high five you stop at the last minute. However, instead of just dodging the high five you form your fiving hand into a finger and shake it at the person. A stern glare should accompany this gesture. Sometimes a loud "No!" is also appropriate.
No-fives should usually be used as friend punishment. A great way to get some ones hopes up then crush them at the last minute.
When Keith told me he finally caught Raiku he thought he was pretty cool... until I No-fived him.
I really deserved the No-five I got after losing to a girl in air hockey.
I really deserved the No-five I got after losing to a girl in air hockey.
by Watermaine October 29, 2008