five

A list of the five celebrities you would sleep with (even if you're in a committed relationship), if they ever just flat-out offered you sex. May be serious in context, or brought up as a complete joke.

I may be married, but my five are Rachel Nichols, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, Emma Watson, Abigail Spencer, and Amy Adams. It's on my marriage license.

by loop zoop September 7, 2013

five

n. A slang term for the police. Shortened version of 5-0.

n. "Niggas must be back to slangin' on the corner again, I just seen the five roll by."

by fencecat42 December 18, 2010

five

to five someone is to replace a real number in your phone number with the number 5 when you don't really want to give out your number

-"Ew that dude was really lame..i can't believe i gave him my number"
-"Ohh man you should've fived him!!"

by meta sigma March 25, 2009

Fived

To offer an explanation especially in a legal context

1) She fived the reason for coming late. 2) The judge didn’t accept the excusehe defendant fived.

by Reb Meir August 5, 2018

a Five

another name for a black person

'yo man there's a five coming our way'
'shit man run'

by Nate-JG August 13, 2008

Five on Five Crime

When two average looking people, who would be a good match for one another, both claim they'd never be interested in someone as unattractive as the other

"Dave and Jill would be perfect for one another - they're both funny, interesting, and not terribly attractive - they need to stop committing five on five crime."

by Brithlem May 17, 2017

No-Five

Similar to a "faux-five."

When giving some one a high five you stop at the last minute. However, instead of just dodging the high five you form your fiving hand into a finger and shake it at the person. A stern glare should accompany this gesture. Sometimes a loud "No!" is also appropriate.

No-fives should usually be used as friend punishment. A great way to get some ones hopes up then crush them at the last minute.

When Keith told me he finally caught Raiku he thought he was pretty cool... until I No-fived him.

I really deserved the No-five I got after losing to a girl in air hockey.

by Watermaine March 8, 2009