Humpday Foreplay

Tuesday

Bill: "Hey ted, tomorrow's Humpday. Are you going to make it to the local brew pub for mug club night?"

Ted: "That all depends on how things go during Humpday Foreplay, but I'm otherwise up for it!"

by yamageke August 3, 2010

Foreplay List

A playlist of specific songs individually selected for foreplay before having intercourse.

Hey man, her panties dropped when she heard my foreplay list.

by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018

Foreplay Porn

The porn you watch before watching the 'main' porn. "Foreplay Porn" is like a side quest in a video game.

"David R. edges on kemonomimi hentai before finishing on NTR h-doujinshi. David R. considers kemonomimi hentai to be 'Foreplay Porn' "

by Andrew E Cooper July 10, 2020

Sarcastic Foreplay

When you know there is not going to be sex but you do it anyway.

I knew nothing was going to happen this weekend so I settled for Insidious and Sarcastic Foreplay.

by ringo2010 September 13, 2011

Thai Foreplay

When you are not sure if the chick has a penis or not and is keeping it in suspense.

This chick is giving me the thai foreplay. I have to know what's down there before we hook up!

by Xachco April 28, 2020

pulled out fireplace

A large looking or cavernous vagina

She's got a fanny like a pulled out fireplace!

by Stormtrooper X October 20, 2017

fireplacing

(noun) The act of rubbing your hands near a woman's crotch as if you were to warm your hands in front of a fireplace. This act is best performed when the woman is unaware and others are there to witness, for it is more comedic in that fashion.

"I was fireplacing this chick and my hands were so warm, for a minute I imagined I was camping."

past tense (fireplaced):

"There was this girl sitting on a park bench on Capitol Hill and I totally fireplaced her."

by BorachMan September 12, 2011