french fireplace

while eating a girl's hairy pussy, light up a full pack of cigarettes and put them flame side out into her vagina. watch as the smoke stack burns.

my girl has a serious love of tabacco that she needed to turn her ladybits into a french fireplace

by mascow July 26, 2016

fireblade

A pretentious, obese, bland motorcycle for pretentious, bland people. Built by Honda in an attempt to counter firstly the FZR, then R1, however falls short. Easy to ride in a straight line. Easy for posing. Simply a bland motorcycle. Usually bought by people blind to marketing gimmics and campains (squids) and never taken around a corner in anger.

Owner: "Look at my fireblade. It's the best sportsbike on the PLANET!"
Other conversant: "Why?"
Owner: "Cause Honda says so"

by GYTR July 3, 2006

Fireflame

Somebody who's so gay looking that they're beyond flaming.

He was wearing a long sleeved pink shirt with the collar popped and a checkerboard sweater vest. That guy is legit fireflame

by Geostigma1994 March 22, 2011

firewalker

1337 guy who ownz the channel #firewalker @ quakenet, biatch.

Oh FiReWaLkEr, you are so 1337.

by myself biatch February 8, 2005

Fireplace dreaming

When a male is sleeping the female gets ontop of his face and rips hot steamy ass

John: why is my face hot?
Beth: I gave you a fireplace dreaming

by Dickbuttasshole1 November 12, 2022

Fireblanket

Whilst in the act of coitus, one farts an especially warm and wet fart under the sheets. One then traps your lover under the covers. Said lover may thrash around and yell, but lo, he or she is stuck... in the FIREBLANKET.

I fire blanketed my dog, and he died!

Get me a beer ho, or you are getting fireblanketed.

Excessive fireblanketing may lead to death.

by Justinite July 11, 2006

fireflowers

Slang for hallucinogenic mushrooms

Me and Reggie had some intense mind-expanding conversations on fireflowers last weekend.

by Mat February 28, 2004