m80 firefighter

The act of taking a m80 and putting it into a girls vagina or ass and the man has till the fuse of the m80 runs out to ejaculate onto the fuse to put it out before it explodes

Hey Matt what ever happened with you and Amy?
Oh we tried to do the m80 firefighter but my hose didn't work

by fuckupmind January 7, 2016

retained firefighter

A part time (volunteer) firefighter. They’re also known as retards, have zero capacity to retain any firefighting knowledge and have fuck all experience actually fighting any real fires (although they can spin a massive yarn about a big fire last year, even though they never went to it). They spend a lot of time playing dress ups and pretend to be real firefighters. Retained firefighters are always seen in public in some sort of fire related t-shirt, especially when not on duty. They can be identified by the 1990’s pager on their hip and the fact that they’ll tell you that they’re a fireman within 0.4 seconds of the start of ANY conversation. The only experience they really get is that of pressing the code 2 acknowledged button on the MDT.

My mate is a retained firefighter, he’s pager never goes off, but he’s always in uniform. Gosh he really loves those code 2’s.

by President toddler October 31, 2017

The Firefighter

An action performed during sex. It's when you cum so hard, far and alot that you're like a firefighter putting down a fire with your penis being the hose and your nuts being the truck.

I gave that nigga The Firefighter, shit's Insane!

by ChildTickler420 March 18, 2022

Detroit Firefighter

When a man lights his pubic hair on fire and his partner must extinguish the flames with his semen.

Hey Douglas I'm gonna pull a Detroit firefighter on you tonight!

by FUCKASSMCGEE June 26, 2015

Firefighter

A firefighter is one of the "Emergency Services", They are some of the most brave people, often risking their lives for someone elses, as with the police it is usually thankless unless you are the one who needs them.

Firefighters are some of the worlds bravest people, we should give them the respect and honor they deserve

by Xzylus March 9, 2009

Texas Firefighter

When you insert a bundle of matches into your partner's vagina, leaving only the match heads sticking out. You then light the matches and proceed to ram your dick into the matches pushing them into her vagina. Her vagina juices and the lack of oxygen will put the flame out.

Considering my girlfriend and I are both active pyromaniacs, when we got back to my apartment I turned Texas Firefighter on her!

by Melee Tramp October 27, 2010

The Firefighter

When you wake up late and you have to no time to shower and all you have time to do is get dressed and get out the door.

"dude i totally woke up 6 minutes before i had to be to work and i had to do the firefighter"

by Just on time February 14, 2012