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No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.
Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!
by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019
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3 fingers up

Means you get to much pussy and fuck to many bitches on the daily
Susan:He put 3 fingers up in that photo I wanna fuck him. mary:he definitely gets so many bitches
by Dilldoe88 April 16, 2022
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Wine fingers

A text typo that is a direct result of too much wine. Most often seen among Cougar texts.
"Fan f'ing tastic becomes Fan f'ing tasting"
Whoa check out Angie's wine fingers!
by GailGrey February 5, 2014
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Patty fingers

Becoming fresh with a woman inappropriately ,
But in context of another era when putting your arm around a girl whom you had just begun to court might be “too fresh”!
There will be no patty fingers on the first date with my daughter ... is that clear , Young Man?
Father to daughter ‘s first date at the front door
by Paddy Fingers May 13, 2018
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Four Fingers of Death

A nickname for the US MRE (meal ready to eat) menu #6, officially named simply "Frankfurters", produced from the 1980s until the early 2000s.
The name comes from the main course, which consists of 4 horrible, rancid frankfurter hot dogs. Also included in this menu are an equally abhorrent fudge bar, mediocre beans in tomato sauce, and apple jelly with crackers, in addition to the standard accessory packet.
Private 1 - "Aw shit, I just got the Four Fingers of Death"
Private 2 - "Ah shit man, that sucks. I hope the latrine is free for you in an hour or two"
by Booz McGroove March 21, 2022
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5 fingers up

If you have a massive dick
You losers I have 5 fingers up
by 320lol2 September 8, 2022
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Twitter fingers

Someone who acts big and bad on twitter but a complete Pussy in real life.
Bree–“ I was all cool with her until she had to go roll her twitter fingers and started talking shit.”
by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017
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