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Fifa Maniac

When one goes crazy while playing the Game of Fifa, cannot control him or herself and goes hysterical when misses a goal.
Chris G: I'm about to make a goal!
Chris B: AW man you are
The Game: aw what a close one (he misses)
Chris G: What the F***!!! (while hitting Chris B)
Anthony: Dude why did you hit Chris B you Fifa Maniac
by I wrote this joint joint November 4, 2010
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Fifa Apology

When you lose by 5 goals on the computer game Fifa you will have to publish a public apology on Facebook or Twitter describing your disgraceful performance of your game to the victor.

If you lose by 10 goals, you will then have to make one of your parents write a letter to the victor.
Nathan: Haa haa Josh you lost to me by 5 goals, you will have to do a Fifa apology

Josh: Ok, i'll go on Facebook now then

Facebook: Twas a sunny day in Madrid lost by a rather large amount by Inter Milan, shamed by many, with the look of disgrace amongst the crowd, Nathan stood up proud with the crowd in disbelief. I have lost 5-0 and apologise for my poor performance.
by The Sexual Experience January 20, 2011
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Fifa 20

by michealburke May 4, 2020
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Facebook FIFA

Facebook FIFA. You and a couple of friends go round to a friend's house. You take turns playing 1 v 1. Before starting the game you must decide on a person who you will send a message to, from the person that loses the FIFA game's account. The idea is to win as many FIFA games as possible so you don't get FACEBOOK FIFA'D.
O: Yo man let's play some FIFA 11
Jasper: nah man it's boring, let's play Facebook FIFA!
O: How do you play that?
Jasper: You play someone a game of FIFA 11 and if you lose they get to send any message to the person you agreed on before the game..
O: yes!!! let's play it!
by oliver91 December 7, 2010
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Fifa 19

The worst game in the history of games, ever.
by ButteryManbabys April 27, 2019
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fifa 23

The next shit game that ea sports are yet to release. Half the time you get bored so you get up and have a wank.
Crispin: “Fuck fifa 23 man, time to go jizz over my gran again.”
by EnglishWhiteObama November 29, 2021
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fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.
i was fifa-bating over my goal last night
by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011
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