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fidget porn

The act of employing a fidget spinner during a sexual performance.

Fidget porn has become increasingly popular as interest in these devices has continued to rise.
Hey bro, you mind if I go beat off to some fidget porn?

Fidget porn is way better than midget porn dude!

fidget spinner midget porn
by ImYaBoi July 2, 2017
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fidgetist

An offensive word for people with ADHD. Someone who frequently fidgets.
Man, Bennet's been spinning that fidget spinner a lot. He's such a fidgetist!
by vacuumsuperfan March 24, 2022
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fedgebag

A very insulting Curse word often associated with someone who called you a Cuxie.
Jessica: "Stop being such a Cuxie!"
Amy: "Ok, Fedgebag"
by WordCreatorKing May 30, 2016
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Fidesz

An orgy consisting of 25 of more men. Typically held during a pandemic.
I can’t wait for Orban’s next fidesz. I couldn’t walk for 3 days after the last one.
by Iraqigangsta August 2, 2021
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Nick Figel

by Fuckujew February 29, 2020
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Fidget Spinner

A stupid toy for Autism that is now used by a bunch of dumb teens worldwide.
"This fool came to school with a fidget spinner like he's Autistic or something."
by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017
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the figel option

A term used in beer pong that replaces a team mate that went MIA for usually just a throw. The replacement can be anyone near the table choosen by the single player. This term is put in effect if the missing team mate taken a piss, droppin a deuce, or just unavalible at the time of his throw. This keeps the game flowing.
"Yo my team mate went to drop a deuce, imma have to run the figel option."
by choppa November 29, 2005
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