Gypsy Fiddle

Any stringed instrument other than a violin. This includes everything from electric guitars to harps to clavicords.

Father: Son, stop whinin' away on that gypsy fiddle and cook me some chitlins!

Son: (angry mutterings)

Father: Boy, you keep givin' me lip and I'm gonna eat your insides!

by Charles Alexander Bronsonsandwich February 27, 2008

fiddle cove

a womans vagina, often frilly, like coral, as described in the bloodhound gang song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

"cannonball the fiddle cove, with the dude piston" Taken from the song "foxtrot uniform charlie kilo"

by Monty bixxnich July 3, 2008

fiddle dee dee

Synonym for "Fuck" used to conceal vulgarity in presence of children, etc.

(After stubbing toe, etc) "Argh! F.. (Notices children in vicinity) F... Fiddle Dee Dee!

by Dam Helder November 3, 2007

ass fiddle

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

by Austin J M May 29, 2008

Fiddle

Verb- To play with, used in conjunction with sexual pleasure and pleasing.

I fiddled your mother's privates. She moaned like a wilderbeast.

by Paul February 28, 2004

coal dust on the fiddle

Old-timey name for having an STD

Don't go after her, she's got coal dust on the fiddle.

by Long Neck Jones March 8, 2017

World's smallest fiddle

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010