The Fuckits

The state of not giving a fuck.

Will: Hey David, would you like to go out and do something retarded as shit?

David: FUCK ITTTTTTTT
^

David has a case of the fuckits

by David, HeartDavid August 1, 2012

Fuckit List

Opposite of Bucket List, which is the things you want to do before you die, a Fuckit List is a list of things you don't want to do and in fact, would rather die than do. The jobs are usually tedious, boring, redundant and pointless.
Fuckit List:

1. Clean the garage.
2. Clean the gutters.
3. Install new toilet.
4. Strip and wax basement floor.
5. Remove poison ivy from back wall of garage.

6. Scrub garbage can.

Wife: "Honey, did you remember to reseal the driveway?"
Husband, watching ball game on TV: "I'll get to it.."
Friend: "Is that on your 'Honey-Do List'?"
Husband: "No, it's on my Fuckit List...it ain't gettin' done in this lifetime!"

by Turkey Trot July 19, 2011

Fuckit list

The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.

My "Fuckit list": Yeah, I was going to write the Great American novel before I died, but I got busy. Also, you're going to have to clean the gutters without me. Fuck it.

by TakesALickin July 19, 2011

Fuckity fuck fuck

Used in cases of amused angst...

You ruined my birthday cake by tripping and falling on it? Well, fuckity fuck fuck.

by towanda March 23, 2005

Frickity Frick Frack

What you say when you are around adults or little children and you are close to saying fuck, but you catch yourself at the last minute

You: *stubs toe while you are babysitting* "FFFFFFFFrickity frick frack that hurt!"
Kids: *oblivious*

by CRAM SWORD November 4, 2019

Ficking

When you spell "fucking" wrong

I ficking hate school.

by Asianchink2022 January 5, 2017

fuckitall

Expressing ones agony in one fell swoop w/o spaces.

Moot: OMG, I just lit my cat on fire accidentally, again.
Moot: Fuckitall
Moot: brb

by BillDooD June 13, 2006