ficcant

An pointless object or being.

Look at that ficcant over there!

This job is so ficcant.

by Skygames26 July 8, 2018

Fictosexual

Another pose for people who wants to be interesting..

"Hey, I'm a heterosexual 15yo but it's not cool enough and I decided to identify myself as fictosexual snowflake so I can join the LGBT now and talk about my coolness untill my puberty ends."

by BuffalosLilDoggie February 12, 2018

fico

irrelevant; ignorable; of no importance; utter assness

"This dildo is fico!"

<DarghYolk> I'll have your fico-mother to go, thanks
<Trainee> You want fries with that?

"My left but0xx0r is teh fixx0rs!" (My left buttock is fico!)

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Ficcing

VERB. The art of writing a fiction, fanfiction or story. Can be spelt with one 'c' or two.
PRESENT- ficcing
PAST- ficced or ficcing
FUTURE- fic

PRESENT- "I'm ficcing right now, pass me that coffee"
PAST-"Dude, I ficced all last night," or "Dude, I was up ficcing all last night"
FUTURE- "I'm going to fic soon, but I need some inspiration..."

by Kateus January 1, 2006

Fuccoff

Is a term used when someone has gotten on your last nerve and you can't take it no more. When someone is told to fuccoff they should leave the situation. YOU ARE ABOUT 10 SECONDS FROM BEING KNOCKED ON YOUR ASS!!
Verb. The origins of the word (fuccoff) have been traced to Princeville, North Carolina.

A man's wife has just found out that he had sexual relations with her sister, at her parent's house. When he attempts to explain, she tells him to "FUCCOFF".

by Dab Juda January 14, 2010

Fictory

1. A false claim of victory.

Claiming that you have won, when it hasn't been declared your victory; is classified as fictory.

by Mr. Lopez the Third February 23, 2009

Fictosexuality

An Asexual identity where you are attracted to fictional characters. Unfortunately Fictosexuality isn't understood but it should be learned and accepted because there is nothing wrong having a fictional character as a love interest as long if it's not a child or an animal but if the fictional character you simp for is an animal and you fantasize as an animal then you are in the clear.

Me:I'm a Fictosexual and I'm Valid and to the people say I'm not Valid Fuck you
My VRCHAT family and friends: yea you go girl
Fictophobes: Fictosexuality isn't a thing
Me: looks at them what did you say
Fictophobes: Fictosexuality isn't a thing (teases me) what are ya gonna do now
Me: ANGEL ALASTOR KICK THESE ASSES
Fictophobes: (turns around and sees my beloveds)

Angel Dust: (smirks while carrying his tommy gun) who said that our Girlfriend/boyfriend ain't valid

Alastor: who dares says that my beloved Emerald isn't Valid
Fictophobes: oh shit see I told you we shouldn't say anything that Fictosexuality isn't a thing l think we should RUN (runs away as Angel Dust and Alastor chase them)

by Severuslover19 September 4, 2022