ficto 

Short for fictosexual or fictoromantic. Someone who is sexually or romantically attracted to fictional characters, sometimes exclusively. May imagine they are in a relationship with one or several fictional characters.

"Dear ficto people: if you are in love with a fictional character and you don’t have attraction to real people, you are VALID!"

"I proudly identify as ficto. My love for my F/Os is very real and I take it very seriously."

ficto by merryy November 22, 2019

Ficto 

Noun: A person who seems to revolve themselves around their own fictional world.

Verb: To panic; Be in a surprising, unexpected situation.

N:

Lindsey: "You know Chase?"
Morgan: "Yeah, he's so weird. Such a ficto."

V:
Olivia to her friends: ...and that's when he asked me out! It was so awkward! What a ficto!!

Ficto by NewDayNewWords.com May 25, 2022

ficto-objectumsexual 

You are attracted to non-existent inanimate objects

person 1: yo, I don't know why but that lightsaber pic is kinda hot chief.

person 2: You might be ficto-objectumsexual.

person 1: neat

ficto-objectumsexual by DuzFF July 6, 2021

Ficto-weirdo 

a fictional character who has done something that can be considered weirdo (or to an extent pedophilic) behavior in real life. Can also just mean someone who likes fictional kids.

Person 1 "as we grow up we realize"
Person 2 "that Misato Katsuragi is just a ficto-weirdo"

Ficto-weirdo by nutsacktickler69 February 15, 2025

Factophobe 

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.

He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.

Factophobe by thoof January 25, 2011

chutney factory

Your butt hole

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

chutney factory by (•) (•) June 5, 2017

factophobia 

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology

Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!

factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016