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Reverse firework 

When a creature capable of flight picks up an animal, flies up high into the air and drops the animal to it's doom below. It gets it's name from the gory explosion caused when most creatures fall from an incredible height, which almost looks like a firework of blood and guts that was launched downward at the ground from up high.
Some birds struggle with the powerful defenses of turtles, so rather than piercing them they decide to pull a reverse firework and then just eat whatever is left.
Reverse firework by Dehoniesto December 15, 2020

Milwaukee Firework 

The action of filling your used condom with hot sauce after you are finished doing the sex so that the whore cannot attempt to steal your seed. She will find an unwelcome fire down below instead of child support money.
guy 1: "Dude, did you make sure that bitch didn't get your used condom?"

drake: "Oh yeah, I created a Milwaukee Firework before I left that dump."
Milwaukee Firework by john fugger February 13, 2022

Creamy firework 

When a person sticks a firecracker in the other partners anal, after the person has ejaculated in the anal hole.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.
Mary: is that a firecracker..?
John: yes Mary

Mary: oh John!
John: here one creamy firework

Prison Firework 

Is when four in a cell hold down one man and the fifth guy slowly edges him with the tip of his ass until he explodes.
"HOLD HIM DOWN, I'm gonna start a PRISON FIREWORK"
Prison Firework by ConCoonery March 28, 2023

The Creator's fireworks

The Northern Lights, Aurora Borealis, a fantastic natural light show!
We were fortunate to see The Creator's fireworks in the winter in the early AM hours, after midnight. They were spectacular!

bootleg fireworks

A whole new way of praying.
oh SHIT OH GAWD JESUS JESUS JESUS LORD JE ZUS JESUS OHHHH JESUS CHRIST OHH OHHHHHH JESUS JESUS OHHH LAWD 'REEKRIS' LAWD JESUS IT GOIN DOWN AWWW MOTHERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS
bootleg fireworks by Wonka9090 October 10, 2011

Fireworks Factory 

Originally from the Simpsons, where Itchy and Scratchy were trying to travel to the fireworks factory but were prevented from doing so by an unpopular third character, "Poochy", to the dismay of the viewers.

The phrase now applies whenever an entertainer refuses to do the things that the audience wants.
I can't believe that Clark Kent won't fly or wear the Superman costume in Smallville! Why won't they just go to the fireworks factory?