Ferrells Law

Ferrells law is the theory that any and every conversation will eventually contain some type of Will Ferrell reference. Weather it’s a direct quote or reference to a Will Ferrell movie. The quote does not have to be an exact quote. It can also be a play off of a Will Ferrell quote:

Shawn: We need more beer.
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!

(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)

Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)

Any Party:

He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!

There is literally no end to examples

by JRollz5722 September 11, 2019

Skirt-ferret

n. masculine.
One who is never without pussy, always has his (often ferret-like) hand up some skirt or other.

That Adam kid's such a skirt-ferret. As soon as he dumped that bint with the massive chin he was out with some other crumpet quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

by Mowen989 March 6, 2009

Groin Ferret

A person who wades through a forest of pubic hair to taste the forbidden fruit of a backpacker. Similar to the

Guys, I really struggled to find the fun zone on that 60 year old backpacker last night. I was like a groin ferret".

by A Muskateer August 26, 2016

pussy ferret

a lover of pussy whom much like a ferret is incredibly curious. poking and prodding around in every nook and cranny for hidden pleasures. imagine a tiny nose with whiskers flicking to and fro.... their cute little feet grabbing.... tongue darting, In and out, and all over.... girl squealing with delight. pussy ferrets are extremely good pets. (dedicated to my boo) (see also ferret sex)

oh my good I love your pussy so much I cant wait to ferret around in there....

my boyfriends a "pussy ferret" he love him some pussy....

by the pussy ferret September 9, 2018

Milk the ferret

A colloquial, if you can call it that, term for vicious masturbation.

1.) Carl: Jesus Christ Mark, I was milkin' the ferret the other day when my eighty year old nan walked in on the vinegar stroke. How she bought the shampoo spillage story I'll never know.

2.) Swithin: Are priests allowed to milk the ferret, as long as they don't think lustful thoughts mum?

Mum: No, can you?

by G21 March 24, 2008

The Ferret

Derogatory slang for a horrendously ugly military style haircut similar to a high and tight. When all the hair on the head is shaved except for the minimal standard amount on top of the head, roughly four fingers in width. Resembling a rolled up dead ferret on top of the head. The term originated at Utah State University and is rumored to have first been coined by Tyler Worsley.

Ex: John: I just got a new haircut, girls have been checking me out all day!

David: Whoa John, The Ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.

Ex: James: I've been thinking about having my barber give me The Ferret.

Michael: What a terrible idea...

by T. Dub! November 15, 2011

fervently

very enthusiastically or passionately

"he fervently believes he's doing the right thing"

by babychickentender September 16, 2017