fender cricket

A person who hangs on and around the fender of a vehicle that is being worked on by a mechanic and asks stupid distracting questions about what u are doing and acts like they know what he is talking about but really doesn't.

I can't get shit done with all these damn fender crickets around.

by motech January 20, 2015

getto fender

A temporary road bike rear fender made from a piece of wire and a cut up two liter bottle and some tape.

getto fender is a street made fender made popular by mother nature throwing down water from the sky, and the fact that some people have to ride a bike, no matter what.

by cosmicmotionstudios February 22, 2010

fender scrape

When your wife wrecks your truck and as consolation she lets you wreck her wagina

Fender Scrape: We conceived our first child because of the great fender scrape of 2007.

by Hslammer November 21, 2017

fender food

The indefinable gooey mess mess that sometimes appears on the front of your car - usually road kill, kangeroos, dingos, badgers, really really big insects etc but occassionally remenants might contain a tiny gloved hand, dog collar or leg iron..

"Step to the front of the vehicle please, could you explain this fender food please, Sir?"

"Er.. a dog?"

"Wearing a wristwatch?"

"Haha er.. god made me do it!"

by footfarmer September 24, 2005

Fender Starcaster

1. Fenders attempt at a hollow body electric guitar. Now out of production

(Starcaster by Fender)
1. Fenders low end guitar for beginners. Comparible to Squire statocasters.

Dude i saw a Fender Starcaster at K-Mart for 150 bucks!

by jyeaaaaaa March 13, 2008

fender thighs

big hips ( lower set of love handles )

Man bellflower babes have fender thighs honches . They eat more taco's than all chicks in Downey,Bell,lynwood,pico rivera and Cerritos. Now that's a lot of tacos. hine

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 31, 2007

dickie fender

a penis shield

"he's boxing tonight, he's got 'is dickie fender on"

by theWestHamfan October 22, 2003