Urban Feltching

Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference

My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!

by Breadguy December 12, 2024

feltch daiquiri

When you add some feltch juice to a peach daiquiri and slurp it with your bum chum

Come with me Christian let's have a feltch daiquiri

by Daiquiri king January 13, 2017

Super feltch

Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:

-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella

-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac

Person 1: I got diarrhea

Person 2: you need a super feltch

Person 1: go on then

by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025

feltching fairy

A man who sucks the cum out of another man’s asshole

Conner is such a feltching fairy

by 423Royalty July 8, 2025

reverse butt feltch

3 dudes are required for this venture. 2 receive cum in the bum bum then you attach a 3-way straw and whoever of the 3 pulls the shortest straw gets to suck the cum from both bungholes at the same time NIE NIE NIE!!!!

Oh yea, I'm going to my brothers for a reverse butt fetch session Definition: Reverse Butt Feltch, (an act of Sodomy mixed with sweat and bodily fluids)

by anonymous January 22, 2025

Feltching

When one fucks his buddy in the ass and then sucks the cum back out.

I was feltching with Bruce last night. What a mouthful I got!

by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025

Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024