Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 03, 2024

Urban Feltching

Urban feltching is the act of sucking a fart out of your partners ass with a plastic straw usually in a warehouse or dilapidated dwelling. See crack den for reference

My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!

by Breadguy December 12, 2024

Feltching

When one fucks his buddy in the ass and then sucks the cum back out.

I was feltching with Bruce last night. What a mouthful I got!

by Mr. Kimber January 16, 2025

Feltch me silly

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.

Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?

by Xxsheliexx December 07, 2024

twisted feltch

It's like a regular feltch, but with a crazy straw instead.

During the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. It takes a little more effort, but it's still good.

by Wisest Unicorn March 04, 2010