feltch daiquiri

When you add some feltch juice to a peach daiquiri and slurp it with your bum chum

Come with me Christian let's have a feltch daiquiri

by Daiquiri king January 13, 2017

Super feltch

Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:

-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella

-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac

Person 1: I got diarrhea

Person 2: you need a super feltch

Person 1: go on then

by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025

Celery Feltching

The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.

Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult

Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question

by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024

Feltching

When one fucks his buddy in the ass and then sucks the cum back out.

I was feltching with Bruce last night. What a mouthful I got!

by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025

Super feltch

Slurping any and all substances stupid-style from any orifice or hole on the body of another, these substances could include the following:

-period blood
-cum
-melted mozzarella

-Feces
-cheese
-lube
-machine coolant
-engine oil
-aphtodisiac

Person 1: I got diarrhea

Person 2: you need a super feltch

Person 1: go on then

by OGfeltcher April 28, 2025

Feltch me silly

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.

Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?

by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024

twisted feltch

It's like a regular feltch, but with a crazy straw instead.

During the week we feltch, but during the weekend we like to unwind with a twisted feltch. It takes a little more effort, but it's still good.

by Wisest Unicorn March 4, 2010