THATS CRAZY!
WHY'D YOU CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT.
saturday night live strikes again with another strike. all of the pins got knocked down with this one. not a spare. or a ball. the crazy McCrazy ladies man puts it right down the middle with a little bit of southern hemispherical english. i mean counter-clockwise. which prof mohapatra calls anti-clockwise. and he teaches here at college park. where we have squirrels. with black fur. and... "THATS CRAZY!"
"WHY'D HE CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT?"
thankyou,
does anybody have any questions?
WHY'D YOU CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT.
saturday night live strikes again with another strike. all of the pins got knocked down with this one. not a spare. or a ball. the crazy McCrazy ladies man puts it right down the middle with a little bit of southern hemispherical english. i mean counter-clockwise. which prof mohapatra calls anti-clockwise. and he teaches here at college park. where we have squirrels. with black fur. and... "THATS CRAZY!"
"WHY'D HE CUT HIS HAIR SO SHORT?"
thankyou,
does anybody have any questions?
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I was gonna go pick up on dat hottie in da club but the fellowship of the rock had dibs.
Did you see that guy steal that girl from her boyfriend while he went to the bathroom? That is fellowship material.
Did you see that guy steal that girl from her boyfriend while he went to the bathroom? That is fellowship material.
by Skylar Novak November 7, 2008
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CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tack on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.
Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."
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"This isn't the best time for me to be in a relationship right now, so we are fellowshipping instead."
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