feces

that gross fuckin stuff that comes out your ass crack

The baby just splattered feces all over your damn face!!

by Spider Monkey Fag December 28, 2005

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Feces pieces

The act of shiting into a sock, freezing it, then knocking a person out with it. This is immediately followed by thawing the shit in a microwave cutting it into bite sized pieces, and putting it into the unconious person mouth.

that gook looked at me wrong so I gave him a nice big feces pieces

by E grizzily September 13, 2011

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feces

A brownish yellow foul smelling substance emitted from the rectum of a human individual. Feces can be called stools and they can be hard or soft or watery. Medical opinion names these on a scale of one to ten. One being hard, ten being watery.

Feces are often sought after by coprogenics these being people who are sexually aroused by feces.

Coprogenics should not be confused with Coprophilia which is a deep love for feces, which might involve the smearing or storage or loving attention being given to feces.

Coprogenics is essentially the eating of feces and digestion of human feces, often seen by mentally subnormal, or else their close relative 'the genius'. W.A. Mozart was a feces eater, it eventually killed him in this thirties.

Eating feces is not uncommon and it is estimated that 1% of humans have indulged in this activity. Recent studies show that Danish, Japanese and Philippine nationals indulge in this activity, secretly, asian women particularly seem to enjoy eating feces although this is only 1.6% of the population.

Niroko my Japanese girlfriend was a secret coprogenic lady, I realised this when she asked me to defacate into her mouth, which I did and I was repulsed when I saw her swallow my soft brown load. Her face exhibited a joyous satisfied expression.

by Clinton Sounds March 28, 2005

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Fecesneeze

A strong wet sneeze that occurs at both ends simultaneously.

For thousands of years, men abruptly shit themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event.

Now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by Ben Grunfeld from Melbourne, Australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, "Do you have any spare underdacks? I just Fecesneezed a hole through the ones I'm wearing..."

Pronounced: FeeSneeze - the c is silent.

Example:
"Excuse me madam, was that brown patch on the back of your dress caused by sitting in mud, or did you fecesneeze strongly?"

It is also acceptable to proclaim, "oh dang it, I just Fecesneezed myself again!""

by BenGrunfeld September 11, 2012

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