juice fasting

(verb) a crazy person who eliminates all food from their diet and only drinks juice. and then when you call them on the phone nothing they say makes sense because all they can think about is eating food. and sometimes they speak about cleansing their colon, which is always lovely to hear.

"shannon called me i didn't make sense because i am juice fasting and i cleansed my colon and i have to interview. haha ha hahha. and i can't stop thinking about food. how was your new years?"

by choo mama December 9, 2008

fauxtina

A person of Latin American decent who speaks little to no Spanish or has lost most or all connection with their culture.

Man, she's such a fauxtina! Valeria would rather be called Valerie.

by Chad & Susan December 20, 2008

fassting

Fisting in the ass. (see fisting)

My wife was bored with vaginal fisting, so last night we tried fassting. She loved it!

by Tommy Gugliata August 4, 2009

fasting ouch

a burp (sounding somewhat ouch..)due to long time fasting/state of hunger etc...

i have not eaten anything since morning , and its now 10 pm, and the belches are coming from empty stomach , i know these are fasting ouch(s)

by anonymous February 18, 2010

Fist Fusting

The act of executing a two handed dab with a closed fist.

The Hog proceeded in fist fusting the young pinner

by Hoss25 December 7, 2016

spontaneous fasting

Much like intermittent fasting except the decision to fast is brought on by seeing the food prepared for you by your significant other.

After seeing the fish tacos made with salmon, that my wife made me, I decided it would be a good night to do some spontaneous fasting.

by Goodenf December 29, 2018

Bandwidth Fasting

This is something done by those connecting to the internet on a network which limits one's daily bandwidth usage. It is the practice of not using one's internet connection for a given day until shortly before the daily bandwidth cap reset time, at which point one would start a data transmission and allow it to continue into the next day. This is done in order to complete a data transmission that would normally breach one's daily limit. By running said transmission across two days, one can harness the the combined bandwidth cap of both days.

Eric wanted do download a 4GB game demo, but his university only allowed him 3GB of bandwidth a day. So he started bandwidth fasting this morning. That way he can start the download just before midnight and let it continue past midnight, into early tomorrow morning. He'll use all of his 3GB allotment for today, and 1GB of his 3GB allotment for tomorrow.

by Nizobe September 4, 2009