Catastrophe

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.

One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.

by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018

Natastrophe

A mini social catastrophe, such as waking up in an apartment building hallway after taking a "shortcut" (self-inflicted obstacle course) home from the bar; swimming in fountains at 5am on the French Riviera; having the dean mispronounce your name at college graduation... etc

Did you hear about that girl who tried to leap a fence on her way home from the bar? She ended up almost slicing her big toe off... what a natastrophe.

by natastrophe June 20, 2011

Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

fantastrophe

fan·tas·tro·phe
A moment or circumstance in fantasy sports that suggests a significant loss that could pertain to a performance, player, owner or match-up.

My draft was a fantastrophe.

by winreaper April 13, 2014

Fagtastrophe

An overly gay man or women has had a major accident that has the capacity to be lethal.

Chase had a horrible fagtastrophe last night man.

by Sloot looker May 22, 2018

matastrophe

A subcategory of catastrophe involving a fiery demise.

The Hindenburg was a matastrophe.

by EngineerNotPhysicist October 28, 2017

Catastrophe

The First Canonical God in Riley's Dream Tales. Often a burnt scrotum, Catastrophe will do anything to be neutral.

Riley: I'm Catastrophe
Calamity: Welcome back, Catastrophe

by Layton, Hershel April 6, 2021