fatalex

washed up twitch user that people call him Fat Alex but actually pronounce fatal ex

wassup fatalex

by TriHard7777 November 26, 2018

fanager

a fan that tries to act like they are a manager by attempting to book the performer for an appearance somewhere

Fan: Hey, you guys are awesome! You should totally play this sucky little dive in the middle of nowhere where only myself and a few other drunks go to hang out. I think they have an opening next Saturday, you should be there!
Performer: What, now you're my fanager!

by DumbPunkKid December 29, 2008

fata buna de pula

A girl that is really hot and you fancy a fuck with her

Eugenia e o fata buna de pula!

by Lindick May 15, 2016

Fatal tomatoes

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.

"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"

by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022

First Fatal Piss

The first piss you take on a night out that opens the floodgates and makes you need to go every 8-10 minutes.

Lucy: Oh crap I need to take a first fatal piss
Dom: haha unlucky

by partyboy123 March 26, 2008

Farage of cunts

Collective noun; a Farage of cunts. Named after ridiculous frog faced far right populist and failed politician Nigel Paul Farage.

Theresa May and her cabinet are a right proper Farage of cunts.

by Vive la Henry Chinaski June 2, 2018

fatabetes

Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.

Chris: You have diabetes? You're not even fat!
Austin: I have Type I, not fatabetes, fucktard.

by Stuart2 November 1, 2007