farticle

Small particles of shit that are expelled during a fart, often pebbledashing the perpetrator's underclothes with small brown flecks. Most commonly experienced by women, and men that for some reason find value in waxing/shaving thier arseholes.

"Mate, I finally nailed that Jenny bird last night"

"Yeah? How was it."

"She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you."

by irreverent August 2, 2006

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Farticles

Gas particles emitted from one's bottom, usually causing a foul taste in some poor bystander's mouth.

Glenn: Gross, dood! Was that you?!
Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus.
Glenn: Ugh! I can totally taste your farticles!

by Calihoma July 20, 2009

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Farticle

1. An article from any source which after having been read, makes the reader want to fart.

2. A fake article (no such thing)

3. A "Fart Tickle", usually induced by a small bit of watery shit or diaria. It leaves you with the unfresh fealing of not having wiped good enough (blame the parents for not teaching properly, and Taco Bell for contributing to more than their fair share...)

After reading a farticle, I had a farticle.

by Davo66 September 18, 2003

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