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Moms on Farmville

And you thought Moms on Facebook were bad enough...now they are on Farmville...
What's worse Moms on Farmville or global warming? What happened to the days when moms were good influences on their children. This is the dawn of the end of the world.
(On the phone with my mom)
Hey Mom! What are you doing?
Just harvesting my plants?
Oh, cool what are you planting?
Blue trees and rainbow apples.
Oh, so you're on Farmville again...
Yes and I need neighbors!
But, Mom, Farmville is for losers and Moms...
(Mom hangs up)

Dude, Moms on Farmville...
Sounds hot...i would visit their garden and harvest them anytime...
by whojew2 January 19, 2011
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Went FarmVille

To attack, beat or shake someone or something smaller and or weaker than you for interrupting your gaming session.
My cat jumped in my lap during a raid so I went FarmVille on his ass.
by thepiercedweirdo October 31, 2010
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Failville

Any city that has people who have no pride in what they own and can never get out because the city acts as a black hole that sucks you in and makes you live on welfare.
"I live in Buffalo, New York. "Oh so you live in Failville!
by NJ97 August 5, 2011
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Farmvillionaire

Someone who has over a million coins in FarmVille.
Thomas has no life other than getting high, listening to Deep Purple records and playing FarmVille and SNES, he's actually a Farmvillionaire now.
by italion stallion September 1, 2009
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Farmvillain

1. A Facebook user who despises the game Farmville.

2. A neighbor in the game Farmville who repeatedly does not return your favors and gifts.
1. "All these people are hatin' on my farm!"
"Never mind them...they're all just Farmvillains."
2. "Brad never gave me any gifts even though I sent him a lemon tree, a cow, a chicken, and a whitewash fence this week! What a Farmvillain!"
by DFlo22 September 19, 2009
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Farmbillie

Is a person who supports or is engaged in argiculture. Idependent, free spirited, with an unrestrained personality. Patriotic, with honor and integrity. Is unafraid to defend his/her way of life, family, property, and beliefs.
I'm a Farmbillie!
by farmbillie March 21, 2013
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Farmerville Louisiana

Home of the “Rent Collector” Aka “Daddy Don”. More opossums n coons than people. It’s Basically southern Arkansas.
Early cousin fuckers that were deported from Arkansas founded Farmerville Louisiana
by Tboutz October 4, 2020
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