farticot

a fart caused by eating too much dried fruit

That farticot smells like sulphur

by susanr August 20, 2008

farmie

A fellow farmer.

Term originated in the popular Facebook game, Farm Town.

Howdy farmie!

by McEy Dees May 31, 2009

farticulate

To express meaning through flatulence. The communication is typically limited to the noise made by the fart, but meaning may also derive from the smell afterwards. Most often used to represent a negative response.

Even if you can be very eloquent, it's best not to farticulate during an interview.

by Applecide November 11, 2014

Sleep Farming

(1) The phenomonian in which the urban farmer participates in farmville while dozing or falling off to sleep.

OR

(2) A farmville-induced coma.

(1) Example:

Crap! Last night I must've accidentally deleted my barn while sleep farming on farmville! Now I have to ask all my neighbors to send me bricks and wooden boards all over again!

(2) Example:

Phone rings.

Person 1: Hey, Tim can you get that? I'm in the middle of a report.

Tim: (silence accompined by a blank stare)

Person 1: Tim? ...What's wrong with Tim?

Person 2: Oh, Tim? He's not gonna get that phone. He's sleep farming.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: You know, a farmville-coma

Person 1: Ooohhhh... I guess I'll get the phone then.

by [farmville freak] July 5, 2010

meme farming

(verb) The act of searching the internet for clever or informative memes.

I find these funny memes by just meme farming.

by Slackisgabe May 10, 2016

taissa farmiga sexual

you are simply attracted to taissa and can’t get enough of how stunning she is.

S: hey how are you?

Y: I’m good!!
S: any new thoughts?
Y: I think I’m taissa farmiga sexual.

by Taissafarmigasbabe March 13, 2021

Oyster farming

The insertion of one’s finger into a nostril to remove a freshly grown oyster from the nasal cavity.

The freshly harvested Oysters are then gently rolled to create nose opals.

Nose opals are then flicked or eaten as a delicacy.

“Get your finger out and stop oyster farming”, “I just went oyster farming” “stop oyster faming”

by Palegnip July 1, 2022