Fpoon

Anal spooning is cuddling, but there is an "F" so it becomes fucking while in spoon position.

"you should fpoon her"
"I don't know I'm not into ass stuff"

by Andrew412 February 4, 2016

Fapmonsoon

A person who engages in personal pleasure so often that they transform into a monsoon.

My neighbor is so loud I'm starting to think she's a Fapmonsoon.

by Herga October 25, 2016

faroon

A hott Rapper with style

Einfach faroon babyyyyyy

by 1203argyro_ November 23, 2021

Farpoon

(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.

"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"

"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"

by anonymous June 14, 2022

fopoon

The merging of a spoon and fork. redefining spork.

Hey Matt can you get me a Fopoon.

by TheRealSatan_ November 18, 2022

fanoongled

To be based, to be a good man who causes destruction everywhere he goes.

Napoleon fanoongled all over Russia

by Doggydoodo6663 May 5, 2023

FAPOOD

An acronym for Trump. Fat Ass Piece Of Orange Dogshit.

The FAPOOD was on TV again last night, crapping out lies as fast as he could move his lips.

by Smarterdenmost June 18, 2023