farmers tan

a mix of honey mustard and ranch dressing.

eddy has been gay so we gonna spred this farmers tan sauce on his chair.

by gibby12 April 24, 2008

Farmers League, Pro and Pro Max

there aren't just 1 Farmers league, there are 3. Original, Pro and Pro max: this includes teams. Original is 2018 - 19 - 20 - 22 PSG, where's the 2021 you say? The 2021 is hosted by Olympique Lyonnais. The Pro is also same as Original, but the 2020 is hosted by Liverpool. The 18 19 and 21 22 is hosted by Manchester City. The Pro Max includes all years by one club, FC Bayern München. All the 4 years? Bayern.

Max likes the Farmers League, Pro and Pro Max.

by Sevaxstan FC May 13, 2023

Melon Farmers

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003

farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017

Farmers and Fishermen

Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.

Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.

by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 3, 2018

Flammers

Slang for flamboyant.

Your looking flammers

by Dubzccel January 31, 2020

Farmerswrap

When a thick woman wraps her legs around your head and smothers you in her large moist vajayjay.

"its a wrap from tim hortons with like a chipotle sauce hash brown egg and sausage" "it was weird tho the cashier tried to wrap her leg around me" - Christopher Di Genova's surprise encounter with a farmerswrap

by J Powow September 24, 2021