faketalian

when a word or refrence sounds italian but is made up.

labaducci is faketalian for smooth.

by sinisterman May 10, 2007

Fayesta

To have a party with a person named Faye. Also implying the person is incredibly hot and you really want to party with them.

Wow, Faye is so hot I can't wait to fayesta with her!

by luverlywidge January 25, 2010

Facestracted

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

by XanderP81 July 30, 2010

Fakespect

Misleading someone into believing that you have high esteem for them; when you really don't give a shit.

Marc: I told Skittles that I thought it was really cool that he made it into honor band, but I think he's a worthless person.
Ryan: Yea bro we all give him fakespect.

by LLIAB November 24, 2010

Fakespert

A fake expert.

These fakesperts need to stop pretending they know rocket science.

by Ddddddddddddde February 9, 2021

faketrans

A term often used by transmedicalists and truscum to invalidate certain trans people. A portmanteau of "fake" and "transsexual", faketrans are people without gender dysphoria including trenders(people who transition because they think its cool), AGPs(men who derive sexual pleasure from looking like a woman), and AAPs(women who derive sexual pleasure from looking like a man).

The opposite of faketrans is trutrans.

The 40 year old rapehons you see in the "it's maam" videos are agp faketrans who get off on the idea of wearing hypersexualized female clothing in public despite making no effort to pass.

by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 4, 2023

Facestalking

Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.

Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.

by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009