Guatemalan Facehat

The delicate art of a women putting both legs behind her head and performing oral inter-coarse

Can you do that thing with your legs behind your head? Guatemalan Facehat I don't think so.

by Sheisse Grenata March 6, 2009

fakeaway

Curry, or any other manner of takeaway food, that is made with ingredients and jars of sauce from the supermarket

Fakeaway, a home-made, belt-tightening version of a takeaway

by $aze October 31, 2008

Fakegay Tripleplay

Whilst chatting up a chick you intend to A-frame, pretend you are actually gay with another friend to increase the chance of double penetration. Actually works

Jared: Here is my boyfriend ?

Natasha: Wait your gay, now I am definately down for the both of you to penetrate me simultaneously.

The Joker: (Whispers in ear) I knew the Fakegay Tripleplay would work

by Browntown6 April 13, 2011

Facehate

To use Facebook as a platform to hate or complain on someone or something. Normally about a person, job, internship, trip, purchase or anything else that nobody really needs to know but you'd like to tell everyone because the hate needs to be let out.

Facehate sample:

Rich hopes everything bad that can happen to a person, happens to Cody and him only.

by Cheeva August 6, 2009

fakerage

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.

Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(

by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011

fakeagenda

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.

You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office

by alex_b August 5, 2014

Fakebaker

A person who whips up a batch a cookie dough for the sole purpose of eating said dough, with no intention whatsoever to bake it. Ever.

Emily always pretends she's about to make cookies for her kids, but really she's just a fakebaker.

by ItsAShoreThang October 22, 2015