fakerage

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.

Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(

by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011

faverage

someone who is so average that they don't even try to change it

That dude i made out with wasn't even good, he was faverage.

by Erné Cartié February 21, 2009

fakeagenda

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.

You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office

by alex_b August 5, 2014

Fakerangements

To make a bogus arrangement; to make fake plans; to make illegitimate plans

I make fakerangements for family so I can take time off of work

by Totellalie October 14, 2013

fakerate

A person trying to be cool by posing and/or lying.

“I’m a skater, you’re a fakerate, RICHEEE!” -Brendan G.

by ILikeChickenPatties December 1, 2017

fakergenc

artist, jailbreak community creator

fakergenc is an artist

by shreklover6931 December 22, 2021