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fakerage 

In Alberta, particularly but not exclusive to Calgary metropolitan area, a "fake" acreage. People that build McMansions on ~1-5 acres of land on the outskirts of Calgary, such as Bearspaw to the west of the city and claim they live on an acreage. In actuality an acreage in Alberta is many acres of land to be used for ranching or other traditional agricultural type purposes, not a plot of (usually) barren land to show off one's large, obnoxious looking house which is typically an awful mishmash of architectural styles and in poor taste. People buy fakerages probably because they want a faux "rural" lifestyle but with the amenities and proximity to a large metropolitan area.
Bill: "So I'm buying an acreage out in Bearspaw. It's pretty sweet, the house is like 8,000 square feet on 2 acres of land!"

Tom: "Bill, I think you mean you're buying a fakerage."

Bill: :(
fakerage by Wigs-SSP August 14, 2011
Words you can keep

faverage 

someone who is so average that they don't even try to change it
That dude i made out with wasn't even good, he was faverage.
faverage by Erné Cartié February 21, 2009

fakeagenda 

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.
You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office
fakeagenda by alex_b August 5, 2014

Fakerangements

To make a bogus arrangement; to make fake plans; to make illegitimate plans
I make fakerangements for family so I can take time off of work
Fakerangements by Totellalie October 14, 2013

fakerate 

“I’m a skater, you’re a fakerate, RICHEEE!” -Brendan G.
fakerate by ILikeChickenPatties December 1, 2017

fakergenc 

fakergenc is an artist
fakergenc by shreklover6931 December 22, 2021
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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