fellatio

Performing oral sex on a man, a blowjob i.e. sucking and licking a male penis.

My girlfriend gives me amazing fellatio, she knows exactly what I like.

by Little Blue Patakha January 15, 2003

Fellatio Fish

A fish whose sole purpose is to perform oral sex on other male fish. Its diet primarily consists of semen, although it has been known to prey on smaller fish.
More broadly, a Fellatio Fish is a friend who is exceedingly desperate for popularity among your crew. You sometimes wonder if he does indeed blow your friends from time to time just to save himself an ass kicking.

That Clarence sure seems pretty tight with those hooligans, especially since he's such a geek. What a Fellatio Fish.

The toddler was confused at the scene in his aquarium involving the Fellatio Fish performing its sacred duty on a bullish Angler.

by Sizzy H February 20, 2011

Verbal Fellatio

Excessive complimenting of an individual or a group for completing a task. Verbal Fellatio takes one of two forms, both equally insulting:

(1) The completed task is so mundane or trivial that the given comment is perceived as insincere.
(2) Closure of the task is a modern day miracle considering the abundance of incompetent personnel that were responsible for the project.

In either case, the person issuing the compliments is an imbecile.

The email sent out by the CEO complimenting the managers on their great work was nothing short of verbal fellatio.

by Dr. Shart October 22, 2008

Fallatio

If I were to post a definition to an online dictionary, I'd make sure I looked the word up in a proper dictionary first, to verify my spelling and definition. It's FELLATIO, moron. It's Latin. Read a book. I can't wait to see how cunnilingus is spelled...

I wanted to show off my extensive, but incorrect, knowledge of proper sex terms, so I posted fallatio to the urban dictionary. Mocking ensued.

by Sue August 11, 2004

fakelationship

It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.

Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?

Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!

by Rodie April 8, 2010

Fellationist

One who practices Fellatio, or male-received oral sex. Typically used to describe a female with notable skill in this field. (pronounced: fell-a-shun-ist)

Yes Ms. Jolie, I agree. Your lips appear to make you an excellent fellationist.

No thanks Mr. Glitter, i'm not much of a fellationist.

She's a stone fox, but quite a terrible fellationist.

My father is a pianist, my mother is a fellationist.

by Bradley Shepard December 16, 2005

Fellatio Fag Fairy queen

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner, thus explaining the mysteries of morning wood & wet dreams.

Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy queen, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick (Diogo) & the Masturbation Monster (Chip) was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

by Tronathon August 16, 2006