Failington

An expert in the art of failing.
One who epicly fails as a way of life.

Man 1: Dude what happend

Man 2:I slipped on my porch the other day and i fell on a wolverine which fucked me up.

Man 1: Thats the third time this week, man you are such a Failington.

by Fernando6969 September 8, 2012

faliene

A stylish girl who is fun to be around. Often a young lady with uncontrollable brunette hair. Once you know Faliene, you'll never forget her. She is the type you fall easily in love with, and will never fall out of love with her. Every boy wants her, but is too afraid to talk to her. She has few friends, but they are all so very loyal to her.

Very festive and once you are friends with her, she gets a bit freaky. But Faliene is easily loved.

Man, I wish I was like Faliene! She's smokin'!

by Katie Grahams November 29, 2014

The Last Failbender

Also known as M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, this was the epic fail of a movie, directed, produced and written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong. It was a live-action adaption of the totally epic Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon from Nickelodeon.

Person 1: Damn, The Last Airbender sucked, didn't it?
Person 2: Don't you mean The Last Failbender?
Person 3: I didn't think it was that bad...
Persons 1 and 2: WTF?!

by Ianto Jones August 4, 2010

Five Families

The five Mafia families of New York City, both in reality and in The Godfather.

The (real) five families are Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, Genovese and Lucchese.

The heads of the Five Families met at Apalachin.

by goyische shitheel April 3, 2006

Failternet

When your internet is so much of an epic fail, that it can only be described as failternet.
Usually used when your internet connection stops working frequently.

The word was first coined by Rakey.

Kelsey: Why did you leave us on Skype?
Rachel: Bah. Sorry, failternet!

by StillGoldenHeart July 24, 2009

Line Fairies

The small amount of people in the entire grade that don't love four-square. These people move around in the line enough so the gym teachers don't notice that they aren’t doing anything, and that they never actually play. Also this is the only legitimate line anything, there is no such thing as a line "demon".

Person one- "oh are you guys in line?"
Line Fairies- "no...we never are."

Person one- "Hey guess what guys?! I’m a line demon!!!!"
Line Fairies- "Uh...no...you're not."

by M'Ellen May 4, 2006

working families

(Chiefly used in the plural form.) A high-maintenance demographic identified by politicians (such as Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd) as requiring especial economic and moral support of their chosen lifestyle, as well as requiring constant and frequently gratuitous mention in political rhetoric -- in particular, during electioneering and in Budget speeches. In political demography, "working families" may be considered the human counterpart of the sacred cow.

Antonyms to "working families" are difficult to specify as politicians refuse to confirm any type of eligible voter as definitely excluded by the term. However, examination of the context in which "working families" is used suggests that it essentially refers to households in which dependent children reside. Thus, antonyms would include (among others) "single people", "couples without children", and "empty-nesters".

We must abolish WorkChoices (draconian industrial relations legislation) because it's unfair to working families.

by notaworkingfamily May 22, 2010