FascesBook

a derogatory term for FaceBook stresses its fascist administrative functioning

FascesBook said my post on ancient Hebrew poetry violated their Community Standards.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

feces pieces

A dump corresponding to a Type I shit on the Bristol Poop chart. The poop looks like tiny balls, reminiscent of a pile of candy in the style of M&M's or, more to the point, Reese's Pieces.

Dude, I think I need to go back to the doc, I am having a problem shitting, it's always a pile of feces pieces anymore. He told last time I needed more fiber in my diet so I switched to oatmeal stouts instead of that Milwaukee's Beast piss I was drinking. I guess maybe that's not what he intended.

by Tanto Wayne McGillicutty March 10, 2020

Reeces Feces

The act of taking a dump then forming the poop in a way that makes the poop look like a recees peanut butter cup.

"Man, i cant believe i just fed Adrian a reeces feces peanut butter cup."

by Koch Master June 20, 2009

consolidate your feces

To get a grip; have it all together

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

by AlexCarrera February 5, 2009

facesit

Act of one person, usually a female, sitting on another person's face to sexually stimulate that person. Can include cunnilingus, breath control. See femdom.

That old bugger has a facesitting fetish.

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

fasces

A bundle of sticks held together by a cord. The word fascist came from this. In a fascist government, the sticks are the people held together by the cord, or leader.

Fascist actually came from the word fasces.

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

facesook

Someone who is feeling sorry for themselves and wants all their friends to know about it, so posts a sulking message on their facebook status.

Usually to gain attention or to gain sympathy.

"What's with Jane's facebook status?"

"Don't worry about her, she's just having a facesook"

by Roy2009 July 18, 2009