technologically fucktarded

A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.

i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.

by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018

cheesecake factoried

when a guy hasn’t washed his uncircumcised dick for a hot minute and then a girl blows him. yep.

gavin got cheesecake factoried by kade after he sucked his dick

by rachelrose101 September 12, 2018

mentally fucktarded

basically a beyond mentally retarded person

Don: yo whats up with Mikal
Yin: yeah he got hit in the head really hard that he became mentally fucktarded
Don: damn
Yin: yeah

Mikal: usdfhdwhffdhfohbvbebvibviebvibeivbviebffvhke

by 69hahahafunny September 1, 2022

fucktarded

when your beyond retarded and dumb ass a motherfucker

Hell that fool is fuckin fucktarded

by Big Slim August 15, 2004

faptarded

Performing masturbation to the point where your intellectual capacity is severely and/or permanently diminished.

The people on the Suicide Girls forums are completely faptarded; they can't even spell "niple" right.

by daisymercedees August 1, 2011

fucktarded

something that a really really stupid person that you just hate so much is

Me- "damn jimmy that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard. you are so fucktarded."

everyone but jimmy- *high five*

by asdkjlfjashdglkjsadfh December 13, 2007

Factard

a person who shows that they "know it all" when in the audience might assume otherwise, they are considered know-it-alls, but now there is a new word for it! Factard, not two Ts just one. ; )

Billy_Knowitall: Actually, you are wron...
Joe_Dumberer ...Gah Billy you're such a factard!

"You think you know everything but you don't, you're such a factard!"

by B. Daniel Shanks October 10, 2008