front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018

downward facing doggy style

The act of sexual congress wherein the woman, or bottom dude, lies down with their legs on a divan, or other similarly sized piece of furniture, with their face on the floor while their partner enters them from behind placing his hands on the floor in a position not unlike "downward facing dog".

I was sexing a girl the other day, and she wanted a g-spot pounding, so we switched to downward facing doggy style.

by naked_yoga December 9, 2013

client-facing

In a client-vendor relationship situation, the act of cunnilingus, specifically performed by a male member of the vendor company upon a female representing the client organization.

Colleague #1: "So, whaddya workin' on right now?"
Colleague #2: "I'm client-facing on that healthcare claims project."
Colleague #1: "Dude!"

by galamaria March 7, 2008

Ball Facing

The act of placing balls on ones face using a permo and/or whiteout

"Katie, we must go ball facing again sometime"

or

"Boy, that Ass Pirate sure deserves a bit of Ball Facing if I do say so myself"

by Richard_69er_diner July 17, 2007

bologna facing

the act wrecking the paint job on someone's car by putting a smiley face made out of bologna on the hood.

i just bologna faced that dude's car, he's gonna be pissed when he peels the bologna off and realizes that the paint job is wrecked. (bologna facing)

by lumberjackattack October 29, 2005

cock facing

when facing a cock blocker in an awkward circumstance but prevail as the victor.

He is totally cock blocking right now. Let me show that cock blocker what cock facing is all about.

by Duy Ho April 18, 2010

Bird Facing

An action were one will bob their head back and forth in a ridiculous manner while listening to music, and ignoring the outside world.

Common cause for bird facing is unknown but studies may have a direct link related to music such as nickelback, coldplay, justin bieber, and many more.

Example #1

person1: "that chick is totally bird facing right now"
person2: "like a boss, she is probably going to have a headache"

Example #2

bobbing bird

Example #3

when bird facing one will appear to have similar movement to that of a pigeon.

by JewsLoveMyOven August 17, 2012