facebroke

When your significant other ends your relationship on facebook, whether permanent or temporarily.

David facebroke with me yesterday, but today we are back together.

David facebroked me yesterday because we had a fight.

by tlonger October 7, 2009

Facewreck

Facebook Train Wreck. Defined by being friends with a person, or a couple, on Facebook solely for the purpose of following his/their incessant, and neverending posts detailing his/their train wreck life/lives.

John: "Who are you stalking on Facebook?"
Mary: "I'm catching up on posts from my favorite Facewreck! She is such a hot mess!"

by tcbailey September 3, 2014

facebrooke

when one person on their own can spread information just like a Facebook post.

that kid has a bad case is of facebrooke

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

facebrooke

when one person on their own can spread information just like a Facebook post.

that kid has a bad case is of facebrooke

by chocolate pig feet December 10, 2016

facereader

A person who uses Facebook.

I liked a picture on Facebook. Now I am a facereader.

by Art3mis. January 14, 2017

fuckbreak

When you are urgently going at it but suddenly someone needs a glass of water or to pee, then you go right back to it. You just took a fuckbreak.

We were going for it like rabid weasels, but she said 'Hold on, I need a fuckbreak' so while she went to the bathroom I drank a glass of water, and then I returned to fucking the shit out of her.

by lunarennui April 21, 2017

Repertory Fastbreaking

A religious routine in which the last meal before an annually practised fast is the same one that was used to break the fast the previous year

For me to practise repertory fastbreaking in 2025 would mean that I would have to eat a meatball parmesan sub from Newtonville Pizza before the eve of Yom Kippur

by o23gfh September 25, 2025