Fustomer

Fustomer is an amalgam of the words Fuss or Fussy and Customer. Generaly a phrase used by those working in the service industry to denote a customer who makes unreasonable requests or complains about things that other people have no problem with. Nine times out of ten a fustomer will be an over 50 year old suffering from an engourged sense of entitlement.

Did you see that fustomer getting all up in my face because he had to cue for five minutes? He didnt seem to mind making the people behind him wait even longer just because he wanted to argue with someone

by Working-with-people March 29, 2009

Fisty kisses

The most Irish drinking game ever. Up to five people can play and the rules are real easy. Everyone applies a heavy coat of lipstick (men included) and drinks from a communal pitcher in a clockwise fashion. The last person to get the pitcher pretends to be angry and yells, “Hey! There’s lipstick on my glass! Who did this?!” The first person to laugh gets punched in the mouth. Socko!

Me boys were playing fisty kisses the other night, and Mickey got slugged 3 times!

by Blarney Balls July 6, 2011

Fupty

You know, fupty. It's a word to describe the state of something that is fupty

Nicole is looking mighty fupty today. Dude you could totally get her to fupty later.

by The Alaskan Pooja October 5, 2012

FUTY

Text slang like "lol" or "fml", Pronounced "foot- ee" Stands for "Fuck you, that's why." Often used when someone asks a rhetorical, unanswerable, or stupid "why" question.

Grandma: "Why did you throw up in my shoe?"
Cat: " Cuz Futy."

by Knave_RL October 8, 2017

Fustrated

Having such a high level of fustration that you completely forget to pronounce the first "R" in the word "frustration" when you try to describe your feelings to your peers.

Matt got so fustrated that he started stuttering and stammering during his total loss settlement offers.

by 3-E September 26, 2006

Fousty

Dirty, wrong, Bad, sick

That is one fousty hot dog man.
Stay away from Michelle, that girl is fousty.
That is one fousty smell

by Chris January 13, 2005

Fistycuffs

"Queensbury Rules"

Queensbury rules is a form of fistycuffs, not in order to comply with Queensbury rules the fists must not extend and must remain higher than the elbow at all times.

NOTE: Fistycuffs doesn't actually include any form of physical contact whatsoever. Just the act of circling one another should be enough to send any English gentleman into the grave.

For examples of Fistycuffs See various "Ye Olde English" TV shows

by Rupert "Fonzleberry" Higgins Maguire March 15, 2008