Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.
Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.
Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.
"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."
by flaplover February 2, 2010
Get the flap fungusmug. When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.
I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.
by King Jabuscuss July 7, 2015
Get the Guinea Fungusmug. Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.
by Tangoes with Dingoes November 12, 2015
Get the face fungusmug. by Big Chief Smackahoe May 17, 2009
Get the Fungus Jugglermug. He is a fungus and also a fungus there's not much more to say. Like a fungus he is old and has grandpa-like qualities.
Fungus the chungus what did you do with your baby?
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"
Fungus: "hhhwwwooohhhattt, I yeetused that fetus"
by FungusChungusYeetusfetus May 11, 2019
Get the fungus the chungusmug. by Beans burnt July 21, 2020
Get the fart fungusmug. when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.
"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"
by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015
Get the earlingus fungusmug.