An abnormally large lesbian who has an unusual fascination with contact sports such as rugby and hockey. Will typically be at least 7 feet tall and have the hairstyle of a faux hawk. This lesbian tends to prefer smaller lipstick lesbians to prey on during drunken nights at the bar.
Gay Friend: “Anna, stay away from Lynn! She’s a fe fi fo fum!!”
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
by Gaysians April 3, 2009
Get the Fe Fi Fo Fummug. A grotesque-looking female who is obese and/or large in overall size. Just by looking at her, one draws similarities between her size and that of the giant from the "Jack and the Beanstalk" fairy tale. Visualizing her as the evil giant could also take place during this brief moment.
"Whoa! A Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Bitch is amongst the group of girls over there. I wonder if she ate any of the others."
by Donald_Squat October 11, 2009
Get the Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Bitchmug. Fuck U Money
(FUM) having such a secure financial position in life that you are able to say fuck you to anybody on the planet without fear of repercussions. Ultimate financial freedom.
(FUM) having such a secure financial position in life that you are able to say fuck you to anybody on the planet without fear of repercussions. Ultimate financial freedom.
"I'm trying earn enough FUM to quite my shitty job" "Elon Musk has FUM, he doesn't care who Bernie Sanders is or says."
"cryptocurrency is FUM"
"cryptocurrency is FUM"
by FUMoney December 2, 2021
Get the FUMmug. When you fart on a soft cloth seat and the cushion takes on the smell.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Damn. Did you just fum the couch?
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
by ms.knew May 17, 2021
Get the Fummug. Fuck an Underprivileged Male. This is a charitable act performed by a successful professional woman who wants to give back to the community.
Tania knew she was slummin' when she hooked up with a loser like Gordon, but when she embarrasedly told her friends, they applauded her selflessness; and national FUM month was launched.
by mwebster March 2, 2008
Get the [FUM]mug. 