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Freddie fuckup

Freddie fuckup is someone is who cannot quite get there ourselves together they get fired from every job they start within a few weeks constantly getting arrested and having problems in relationships. A Freddie the f****** maybe somebody who is also constantly triangulating situations and causing arguments between other people. Friendships last usually about two to three weeks at the most unless the person is a real glutton for punishment and hangs around longer
Freddie fuckup do did it again he had a great job and Iscrewed it up within less than 2 weeks of working and goes to the mental ward each time so his girlfriend feels sorry for him and continues to support him financially . they are also somebody that thinks they are a lot more suave than they really are
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Count Fuckupula

Similar to a vampire except instead of sucking blood . They suck the life ,humor ,and general happiness in anyone's life surrounding them.. a literal drain on your happiness and energy.this is done through acts of utter and constant stupidity , the bumbling of even the most simple acts and general fuckery and total disregard for others around them .a lazy fat turd that sucks the life's blood from you.
See also ...my brother in law.
Great ..Count Fuckupula is coming over to wreck my evening with his nonsense..Draining the life's blood from me.. why can't your brother visit when I'm not home?
by Willie shaverpus March 26, 2022
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fuckcup

A fuckcup is a cup in beer pong when the ball spins around the top rim of the cup and jumps out.
*ball goes in and out of the cup*
That cup is a fuckcup.
by tkast February 23, 2011
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fuccubus

A truck or van which, having been seen from a great distance from a bus stop, bears a remarkable resemblance to a bus, but upon closer approach proves to be of absolutely no use for the purpose of public transportation.
I thought my seemingly endless wait at the bus stop was finally at an end, but my heart sank when I realized it was just another fuccubus.
by bal-de-vis October 17, 2011
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Fuccubus

n.
A woman who wants all of the benefits of a relationship without any of the responsibility. Fuccubi are often jealous creatures, expecting their boy toys to be faithful to them alone while playing the field. The soul-sucking female equivalent of a "Fuckboy."
"So how are things going with the new lady?"
"Well, she's really affectionate... but she's completely unwilling to be commit to a relationship but gets pissed at me when I'm not available."
"Sounds like a fuccubus to me buddy. Better watch your step."
by Justindrums August 26, 2017
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Fucculent

I bought you a fucculent for your bedroom, since you always kill the real ones.
by hanjobbbb December 28, 2019
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fuckups

joseph and orla in respect to thier actions
joseph and orla are fuckups :)
by jjcooney597 November 21, 2010
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