Freedom Fries

What you call French fries when you want to be really patriotic (read: moronic).

I love Freedom Fries and God bless America!!

by ~souba~ December 28, 2005

Freedom middle school

fucking terrible. Filled with kids that vape, smoke weed, and drink and are the fakest peolpe of all time. Everyone snitches and you can’t tell anyone shit because it will spread. It’s like ace academy but with some goodie goodies in it.

You ever heard of Freedom Middle School? Oh yeah that place is like hell

by Longdong4206969 March 12, 2019

freedom fries

A ludicrous connation made by the corporate fascist ass-hole Bush (who got into office by suspicious cough* illegal*cough means) to instill more nationalism and show resentment against the French because they, like MOST of the world, did not support an imperialistic, unjustified war where NO WMDs were found.

Bush: I reckon I'm a-gonna name these here fries *Freedom Fries* cause I sure don't like them French...just cause they don't want to go to war! Damnit, I want this war! I know damn well there ain't no WMDs in Iraq, but hell, I sure like me a game of cowboys and Indians (actually Arabs) and my whole presidency is a warped parody of Walker, Texas ranger...or should I say *dumbass*.

by RandomPerson May 25, 2003

Freedom Boner

To become figuratively erect during a moment of nationalistic pride.

I got a huge freedom boner when the NFL mandated the players stand for the national anthem.

by justzach June 13, 2018

freedom units

Universal measurements of American awesomeness. It encompasses all types of units (temperature, length, area, volume, speed, weight, GDP, etc).

It is going to be a hot 101° Freedom units outside today.

by Emyrs June 21, 2015

freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.

That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.

by Rich November 29, 2004

freedom frisk

Another name for TSA's secondary screening 'enhanced' pat-down that involves palming genitalia and cuping/twisting women's breasts.

Hey Tom, did you go through the backscatter x-ray porno microwave machine at the airport?

Nope, I opted out and got a Freedom Frisk instead.

Oh man, did they at least take you out to dinner first?

by urbandict0rx November 21, 2010