Frecture

a random, unexpected, and slightly-off-topic lecture from a friend who believes you'll be completely transfixed by the subject matter.

"I said the stars looked amazing tonight, and he launched into a 10-minute frecture on stellar fusion."

by Freddy Freshlegs December 17, 2019

fractured

when you have had too much to drink and you start acting like you usually would not. in other words drunk.

Man you were fractured last night.

by Megan Ann December 12, 2008

Nikolai Fraiture

Bass player of the Strokes...Looks more like a member of Pink Floyd. Has a face you wouldn't wanna cross in a dark alley, but is said to be a nice man.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Fractured Penis

A limp dick that rises from the ashes

Yo Mufasa, that fractured penis the other day really had us going

by SammyPNickyP4eva September 20, 2017

fractured butt hole

when you havin a quicky on the hood of your car in sub zero tempratures and need to continuously break through the frozen juices over the butthole to keep fucking

"I know i was hanging out in the parking lot till late but oh boy, was that a fractured butt hole"

by Psyrenity November 11, 2017

fractured.testicles

A meme page on instagram
currently at 2527 followers

yo bro did you see that super epic fucking meme by ig:@fractured.testicles???

by totallynotfracturedtesticles August 2, 2018

Fractureus

Fracterus:
to have ones thinking severely restricted due to temporary sickness. making the persons brain imitate brain death. typically caused through common diseases like the flu and Ebola.

typically here are the symptoms:
bad dexterity
no thinking(literally no thinking)
little to none eating
spacing out
need to throw one off a bridge
crave anime
become a furry
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those are the symptoms.

if one finds one who is Fractureus, immediately try to choke and kill them, or try the passive one and give them a slap on the back and some advil.

hes Fractureus.....coool lets like, leave.

by lover of anime and Scurge April 1, 2019