Tamponulous Forti

Line breaks: Tamp|on|u|lous For|ti

Pronunciation: /tamponulous fɔrti/

Definition of Tamponulous Forteye in English:
noun

When a tampon is lodged inside a vagina for an extended period of time the material begins to expand, to this end the tampon can become structurally integral to said vagina. attempt to remove can cause severe vaginal discomfort.

MASS NOUN: A severe case of Tamponulous Forti.

Origin: Roman Latin
Latin is a member of the Italic branch of the Indo-European family of languages. After the decline of the Roman Empire it continued to be a medium of communication among educated people throughout the Middle Ages in Europe and elsewhere, and remained the liturgical language of the Roman Catholic Church until the reforms of the second Vatican Council (1962-5); it is still used for scientific names in biology and astronomy. The Romance languages are derived from it.

EXAMPLE SENTENCES

Don't leave that in for too long Janet, or you will get Tamponulous Forti. "remember last time Janet"
She left it in there so long it turned to stone, worst case of Tamponulous Forti i ever saw

by G4ndhi March 10, 2016

Semper Fortis

One of many unofficial mottos of the US Navy. It translates from latin to "Always Strong." It bears close resemblance to the Marine Corps' "Semper Fidelis," but is not as widely used as the Navy has no official motto and instead several other unofficial mottos such as Non Sibi, Sed Patriae which actually does translate to "Not for ourselves, but our country."

Come on Son, Semper Fidelis means "Always Faithful" and you think Semper Fortis means "Not for ourselves, but our country?" Where did all of those extra words come from?

by futurejarhead April 22, 2013

forty watt

an individual with sub-par intelligence. the term is derived from the reference to a light bulb that is not-so-bright, or dim.

I work with a bunch of forty watts.

That forty watt just invested all of his money in sporks.

by nate.shady December 1, 2004

Pop a Forty

To have a beer, or a malt liquor.

"Let's go out and pop a forty."

by James Craven November 4, 2006

Forty-Five

A: The the type of firearm which fires a .45 calibur, .45 of an inch wide, bullet. The origonal firearm capable of firing this round, the Colt 1911A1, was designed by the Colt Firearms Company in 1911. Due to the weapon's high-power, which is more powerful than a 9 milimeter round, the .45 calibur bullet is able to stop a potential assailant. Due to this capability, the weapons calibur has become quite popluar with law-enforcment, security, and even Military groups.

A: I pulled out my Forty-Five and popped a cap in that White-Boy.

by Robotsforabe October 28, 2003

forty four

Code name for weed, pot, marijuana...

Where the forty four at yo?

by The_Ture_Dirty_One November 6, 2009

frigid forty

a 40oz. of your favorite brewski chilled to perfection. Usually a High Life or a Cobra.

"Here's a 40 swig it, you know it's frigid, I got 'em chillin' in the cooler, break out the ruler"
- Souls of Mischief

Customer - "Excuse me sir, could you point me in the direction of the 40 oz. beverages?"
Store Manager - "In the back"
Customer - "One more thing sir, are these frigid fortys?"
Store Manager - "Silly bitch, I don't roll any other way"

by chris.com October 22, 2006