fifaitus

That time of the academic year when every male doesn't show up for school/college due to the latest release of FIFA Football/Soccer game. The name originates from a mixture of FIFA (International Federation of Association Football) & 'itus' (a common ending to an illness).

Teacher: Why didn't you turn up for class?

Pupil: Sorry Miss, I had a terrible case of fifaitus.

by Sean2829 October 2, 2010

fifa

Federal International of Football Association.

FIFA has annouced that the world cup 2006 is going to take place in Germany.

by raed March 18, 2004

FIFAKING

A person who is the king of fifa.

FIFAKING - Jaiwant

by jizzlenillze June 10, 2011

Fifa 19

The worst game in the history of games, ever.

Everyone: Fifa 19 fucking sucks!

by ButteryManbabys April 27, 2019

Fiftacos

Fifteen children born all at once, like octuplets and the Octo-Mom, only different.

News Reporter: And now, breaking news! Deanna Pratt has recently given birth to fiftacos! We have a new Fiftaco-Mom!

by JohnnyDeppFans May 26, 2009

Fifalads

A group of lads on discord buying lots of shoes. Tommy is an egg.

Wow! Did you see how many yeezys the Fifalads copped off size previews? I really need K9 Bot!

by washben July 1, 2018

fifa 23

The next shit game that ea sports are yet to release. Half the time you get bored so you get up and have a wank.

Crispin: “Fuck fifa 23 man, time to go jizz over my gran again.”

by EnglishWhiteObama November 29, 2021