fertile delta inspector

one who takes pride in his intercourse, by checking the area thoroughly to ensure everything is copesetic

Derek likes to dive right in...he's a crack injection specialist. as a fertile delta inspector, I put safety first

by Skottidogg April 29, 2006

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optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

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Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

by Pugtot September 1, 2022

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A fertility goddess is a type of female with big breasts, wide hips, and a big phat ass, as well as a youthful appearance. Overall an extremely appealing design, mimicking what attributes a fertility goddess would have in many religions. While exceptionally rare, they're rarely worth it.

David: Hey, look at that girl over there
Matt: Wow dude, she is like a fucking fertility goddess
David: Yeah
Matt: I want to drown in her ass

by BrowntonioBrown August 15, 2023

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Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

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