Stoner Fact

A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.

Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."

by Brantski June 28, 2009

Factory Hot

A term used to describe someone (usually a female) you work with that is not hot by conventional standards. In normal circumstances this person is not attractive, however, due to your limited options in the workplace (a factory, for example) you find them to be attractive.

I saw Sue from work out at the bar last night and she wasn't looking so good. Clearly she is just factory hot.

by Lil Lizzie February 20, 2009

Factcident

The act of accidentally sharing an embarrassing fact about someone.

Man 1: "Dude, Carley has herpes ."
Man 2: "Are you just being a dick or was that a factcident?"
Man 1: "I factcidentally said that for sure."

dude carley herpes fact accident

by Lil Doozy June 14, 2010

Fact Bomb

When someone who thinks they're smarter than you are randomly spews out unsolicited, relatively obscure facts relating to any subject.

Glenn: Did you know that on Star Trek the USS Enterprise is powered by a Matter-Anti Matter reactor?
Christian: You're such a friggin' know it all. Enough with Fact Bombs already would you?

by Snarkzilla February 3, 2014

kipple factor

The chaos in a closed environment (eg bedroom) as defined by the size of objects that tend to disappear spontaneously.

Dude 1: I can't find my keys, I swear I left them somwhere here.
Dude 2: I guess the kipple factor in this room is 3 inches.

by Vipul Ved Prakash November 17, 2003

Cuteness Factor

Something or someone who lights up a room when present. Someone or something with this factor has the ability to lift any depression or sadness while present.

While speaking about a person, do not confuse a woman that is 'hott' for one that has this factor. They are both the same amount of beautiful, but they have one key difference. This difference lies within the personality, someone that is referred to as 'hott' is most likely has a lack-luster or poor personality. Someone with the cuteness factor is most of the time 'hott' but she also has the bubbly personality that will make you happy no matter what.

Cuteness factor almost always means the person is 'hott' or 'beautiful' in appearance as well. Someone who is 'hott' generally means the person is merely physically attracting only.

Humans, puppies, kittens, anything that makes women 'awe', these all have the cuteness factor.

by MeadManDan March 4, 2011

Jiggle Factor

The degree to which a booty maintains movement with and against gravity while in motion.

Oh, my god! Dude! Look she has some serious jiggle factor. I would say, level five.

by 333_MS November 2, 2019