Eatontown

A place where the Roller Rink collapsed and used to be the spot in the 90s.

A place where section 8 housing is on Richardson ave.

Stony Hill is considered the projects but its expensive to live there.

A place where the Quick Check bums always switch up.
A place where Highway Hairy used to roam the streets (R.I.P.)
and he used to live behind Nobody Beats the Wiz (R.I.P.)
Where the White Trash walk to Exxon and the liquor store from Circle Trailers.

The Mexican projects are SunnyBrook apartments filled with illegal aliens.

A place where the police hide accross from Ethan Allen to pull you over.
A place where the people that work at Wendys/Mc Donalds will ask you for an extra cigarette while they are working.

Downtown Eatontown got like 3 stores and a rub-and-tug.

A place where you can go shopping at the Monmouth Mall while wanna-be thugs overpopulate the mall.
The Chilis is trashy,the Applebees is trashier.

Exit 105 Bitch "Eatontown/Long Branch"

by hawlerback November 26, 2009

estonian

Estonians are an extremely happy group of people with lineage stemming from the the small European nation Estonia. Prodominantly blonde haired, blue eyed beauties. You can distinguish "kodu Eestlased" native Estonians from non-Estonian born Estonians by their lanky, disproportionate limbs (ex. legs and arms looking like the appendages of a daddy long leg spider). Real Estonians drink vodka for the most part until they are good and jolly, or black out and engage in activity with the opposite sex that is never really that awkward in the morning (as is often with Americans). With an extremely high tolerance for alcohol, what better way to end a celebratory evening (celebratory evening= anytime 2 or more Estonians are together and drinking) than crossing right arm over left and holding hands in a circle known as Soprus Ring, humming notes and saying prayers in a foreign tongue (Estonian) startling innocent non-Estonian onlookers who imagine they are witnessing cult activity.

Karl has long disproportionate arms and legs and appears to be a Viking. Karl must be an Estonian.

Jaan speaks Russian and attends sportipaev but Ei Raagi Eesti Keel. Jaan is not really an Estonian.

by Markus A September 18, 2008

Elton John

Sir Elton John= Brilliant. With both great music and a powerful stage show, he is one of the greatest musicians to ever live. With hits such as "Your Song", "Candle in the Wind" and "Can you Feel the Love Tonight". He was born in 1947 and went big in 1970 with the album "Elton John". He is still making music today and is as popular as ever.

"The Elton John version of Piano Man would beat the crap out of Billy Joel's."

by Stephen Hawking February 21, 2004

Estonia

Estonia is a small Baltic nation with a conflicted history, that nobody in America has heard of for some reason even though our government screwed it over by saying that it was okay for the USSR to take the Baltic States. Many stereotype the Estonians negatively, not realizing why they are the way that they are. Estonia was invaded by the Nazis and the Soviets, and ultimately the Soviets took it, killing around 3 million citizens, many of whom were civilians, replacing them with Russians and outright banning the Estonian language, hoping to destroy their culture. As such, the Estonians are patriotic at heart, as without patriotism their culture would be dead, and they are tired of large nations rolling them over. Estonia, despite being small, is fairly advanced, being the first nation to have internet based elections. In addition, Estonia is strong economically, and full of nice but sometimes stubborn folks such as my Grandfather. Estonian's have strange humor, can be stubborn, but are generally nice people.

"Estonian humor makes no bloody sense"

"Estonia? What's an Estonia?"

by That_crazy_moron September 6, 2018

estonic

To be in the state of amazement or to be suprised

I was estonic when I found my wallet .

by Defintions for You December 6, 2016

elton's delight

Another name for an anus. Name after the famous gay singer Elton John

I am gonna stick this carrot up my Elton's Delight

by LG1998 May 6, 2021

Tell it to Elton

A response to someone's complaint that they didn't get what they feel they deserved.

Similar to 'Talk to the hand'.

Guy 1: Dude, I total earned that money.
Guy 2: You broke the mower, ripped up the garden. How do you deserve anything?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I was sweating out there!
Guy 2: Tell it to Elton.

by TheCommish36 May 29, 2009